Madonna's 12 Visitation Rules

According to various news reports: Madonna sent 12 Rules of Visitation to Guy Ritchie.  It appears that something else may be in that Kabbalah water she's drinking:

According to a text photo at Daily Mail.com, the following rules were set by Madonna for visitation:

1. Under no circumstances should they be allowed to read newspapers, magazines, or watch TV or DVDs.
2. They must adhere at all times to a macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic diet with no processed or refined food.
3. All water they drink, even when it is to dilute organic juice, should be Kabbalah water.
4. They should wear only the clothes Madonna has sent with them, if they need to be bought anything new, it should not contain any man-made materials.
5. The boys’ hands should be regularly cleaned with disinfectant spray if they are in public places
6. They should not be bought toys that are spiritually or ethically unsound. (Like Mom's records or book?).
7. The divorce should not be discussed with them.  (Hopefully, the only rule suggested by her lawyer).
8. Madonna should have contact by phone with them when and how often she chooses, as often as three or four times a day at times she sets.
9. Guy should not introduce the boys to any of his new friends, especially any new female friends.
10. Madonna wants the boys to spend their time she’s given with Guy, and not large amounts of time with his parents, their grandparents.
11. The boys should not be photographed when they are with Guy and it’s his responsibility to arrange security so it doesn’t happen.
12. At bedtime, Guy should read Madonna’s English Rose books to David.